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Thoughts as I slowly lose my sanity

August 5, 2010

How have I survived all the other offseasons since I fell in love with hockey? How in Koivu’s name did I survive the lockout year? Since when do I go out and socialize or pursue other interests? Did all of you guys know The Big Bang Theory was such a good show? Or that it even existed? When is hockey coming back? Would you like some bullet points to tide you over for a bit? Maybe I need this more than you.

  • The Price contract talks are the new Vinny Lecavalier trade rumour.  I’ve already told you what the deal is. Stop with the Niemi-to-Montrealation.
  • The Rat Trick‘s Frank and I started a brief discussion about Christopher Higgins the other day, but never got a chance to really elaborate on our expectations for Higgy on the Panthers this coming season. All I know is that I am not optimistic, and it makes me really sad.
  • Let’s go back and do the WHY CAN’T GAUTHIER SIGN PRICE FIRE HIM AND TRADE CAREY thing to death again.
  • Cause, like, really, what else is there to talk about right now?
  • Oh, right, the captain stuff.
  • My vote is for Brian Gionta, as you all already know, but there are a lot of players on this roster you could make a good case for. After Gio, my vote goes in this order: Josh Gorges, Andrei Markov, Michael Cammalleri, Hal Gill.
  • No, the Captain’s job description does not specifically include ‘skating backwards.’
  • You know I’ve always been a Price girl. But I already really, really miss Halak. For pretty much the entire second half of the season he was the team’s anchor and happy as I am for the little dude, it is going to be very weird seeing Alex BAuld backing Carey up. Not good weird. Having your in-laws ask you about your sex life at the dinner table weird.
  • Kyle Wellwood is… still without an NHL contract.
  • See what I did there?
  • Oh, by the way, Guillaume Latendresse is fat.
  • I’m not sure if Stevie’s done pillaging the Montreal Canadiens yet, but in case he’s not, nobody tell him what an offer sheet is.
  • Also, like, it would be awesome if he started stealing from the Bruins a little.
  • Rick Nash is also fat.
  • Don’t you just wanna pinch his cheeks?
  • The Calgary Flames unleashed a new sweater unto the world, especially for the Heritage Classic. Somebody forgot to tell them the game they’re playing is hockey, not rugby.
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7 Comments leave one →
  1. August 5, 2010 9:33 am

    Big Bang Theory is terrible and you are a bad person for liking it.

    • August 5, 2010 9:42 am

      She’s also straight edge now.

      LET’S GET HER

      • August 5, 2010 11:04 am

        I have it on good authority that this so-called straight edge version of The Active Stick is short for this world.

        • Mari permalink
          August 6, 2010 7:34 am

          How I Met Your Mother is 100 times better!!!!

  2. August 5, 2010 9:06 pm

    I’m so glad I don’t have in-laws anymore.

  3. Number31 permalink
    August 5, 2010 11:33 pm

    Yes but Rick Nash is sexy fat. Guimauve is just fat.

    The Calgary Ronald McDonalds. Habs need to counter this with MORE BARBERPOLES! It’s like the cowbell of the NHL.

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