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Among other disappointments…

April 7, 2010

…last night was the second time in three games I saw Markov make a giant, juicy, obvious, dive. It has to stop because it’s gross. It’s MaxLap behaviour.

Speaking of MaxLap, I would take Jarko Ruutu, Steve Ott, and Sean Avery on my team over him.

What a fucking coward. There is absolutely no reason Travis Moen and his scar should get involved in a mess you created and then ran away from, you doucheclown. There is absolutely no reason for you to give every player, coach, and ref in the league a reason to want to beat the living shit out of you. Either drop the gloves or shut the fuck up. And in case you’re wondering, no, last night’s goal didn’t make you any less of a dirty twerp.

Grr Habs. The playoff berth was right there for the taking. asfslfdjhslfhlasadjkfjdkadf, as metricjulie would say.

5 Comments leave one →
  1. April 7, 2010 9:04 am

    HAHAHA! another great post.

    I like the part where you say DOUCHECLOWN.

    And yeah – don’t even get me started on that game. DON’T EVEN.


  2. Bad Richards permalink
    April 7, 2010 9:50 am

    Markov’s attitude has been questionable since he coincidentally couldn’t dress before the Olympics…

  3. Mark Kerr permalink
    April 7, 2010 1:51 pm

    Love doucheclown. Totally going to start using that.

    My favourite MaxLap memory is when Ray Emery slashed him in the face. Well worth the two game suspension on Rayzer.

  4. Brock permalink
    April 7, 2010 4:28 pm

    And why the hell is that cunt always laughing? Is he laughing at all of us for paying his million dollar salary?

  5. Jonnee permalink
    April 7, 2010 7:19 pm

    i guess they were 1 point less?

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