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Time to be a Habs fan about this and turn on the goaltender…

February 21, 2010

As if the rest of our athletes haven’t been choking enough, Fat Marty Brodeur put his team into a hole they just couldn’t fight their way out of, despite flashes of brilliance.

As if it’s not enough that the USA is owning our podium, now they’re beating us at the sport we’re supposedly best at.

Jesus, Pronger, would it have killed you to maybe do something useful once during that game?

Would it have killed you, Fat Marty, to put the fucking donut down and make a fucking save?

Would it have killed you, Choke Thornton, to drive the fucking net?

Did you have to try cute fancy spinny shit instead of a simple shot on goal, Fat Rick Nash and Neil Patrick Harris?

As for the rest of the team, even with the subpar goaltending and the disappearance of half the roster, next time you put on a <bobcole>barn burner</bobcole> like that, try to come out on the winning end, because you are clearly better than Team Ryans USA.

I never in a million years thought I would want Roberto Luongo in net in a high-pressure game over Fat Brodeur and now I’m all about BOBBY LOU ALL THE WAY.

Is it too late to give Jaro Canadian citizenship?

Not to completely lose my mind over this, but like, what are our chances against Russia if we can’t beat the USA? Just another podium we might miss.

I’m not sure if I’m upset about this or hoping for the “adversity build champions” shit.

And now I’m going to go draw a bubble bath and read a fashion magazine like the girl that I am.

3 Comments leave one →
  1. February 21, 2010 11:12 pm

    No joke. You’re my favourite read. Fuck sometimes I fuckin wish I could fuckin say what’s really fuckin on my fuckin mind instead of fuckin leaving out my beloved fuckin curse words all the fuckin god damn time in my fuckin blog.

    • theactivestick permalink*
      February 22, 2010 1:03 am

      Thanks for the support! Your blog ain’t half bad, either, despite the lack of four-letter words 😉

  2. February 23, 2010 7:40 am

    Neither of our goalies ever two-handed a puck to the point and then stack the pads to try and stop a puck coming right at them in what would be a pretty simple butterfly save. Even 7UONGO wouldn’t have crapped his pants in that one. Hell, Fleury would have been fine. Someone needs to teach Brodeur how to butterfly. Those road hockey pose saves aren’t working.

    I also seem to remember Rick Nash can deke through an entire team to score. And Richards usesd to score shorthanded.

    Bah! It isn’t that they lost that pisses me off it’s just the way they lost that pisses me off. Pretty much summed up by disinterested forwards, a slow, old looking defence and that weak attempt to procted the puck by Perry with Ryan #4 Kessler on his back… Oh and the zero effort to shoot high on Ryan #1 Miller. You would think Lindy Ruff would know to tell the bench about this eh…

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