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Naked pictures of Zdeno Chara

October 18, 2009

Okay, not really, but if that’s your thing, here’s one.

You’ve all heard about ESPN Magazine‘s Annual Body Issue Our Penis is Bigger than SI‘s Penis Issue. I checked it out. There are many reasons I am not an athlete, but the injuries and consequent surgeries are definitely the biggest reasons. Those and the fact that I have no athletic skills whatsoever.


The seventh episode of Life Without Markov airs Tuesday night at 7:30pm with a new cast member, Marc-André Bergeron.

Do we know anything about him, other than the fact that he speaks French? Of course we don’t – he played for the Wild last year.

A PP specialist. Maybe the Habs might score on a 5-3 with him in the lineup.

Does he play the PK? Cause, um, the Canadiens could use some help there, too.

He gonna pull the team out of its slump? Nope.

He gonna help them a little? Yup.

3 Comments leave one →
  1. IcE ColD permalink
    October 19, 2009 10:31 pm

    He does not play PK, he’s terrible defensively. He’s just like Hal Gill with 5x the brain farts.

    • theactivestick permalink*
      October 20, 2009 12:05 am

      Is he faster, at least?


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